Wobble Wonkers!

Language is inherently fluid, but I see generational and cultural slang as a sort of dam to that flow. Instead of allowing myself to be swept away in the asinine argot I plan to invent my own slang. Who knows, perhaps in another year your teenager may be saying some of Nick’s new words?

I find “lol” and “lmao” to be truly representative of our culture’s lassitude. So, from now on if something is funny I shall say, “Wobble Wonkers!” which in a few months will devolve into “W Wonkers” then “W Wonk” perhaps an urban revival into “Wobbizzle Wonkshizzle” but eventually it will be just like the half-assed aforementioned slangs and be typed “WW!”