I Confess

My digression from some (most) accepted Christian beliefs and assumptions has no serious cause for disagreement or opposition. Moreover, my assumptions have no solid or coherent foundations at all. I mean, let’s be honest—how could they?

No, no, my sole motivation for sharing my views and perspective and refusing to yield to the converged-upon “eternal truths” of Christianity is to aggravate and spite other Christians.

That’s it. Really.

I confess I’m a bit of a sadist. I enjoy watching the aggravation and hatred mount up; however, I promise to seamlessly switch to masochist mode should the stakes, piles of faggots, and torture machines appear again.

Note: By piles of faggots I am, of course, referring to bundles of kindling, sticks, and wood. Just want to be clear there. I mean, the appearance of piles of faggots and torture devices could easily be misunderstood today, and I certainly wouldn't be masochistic if those kinds of things suddenly appeared.