Surprising Slogan Of The Week

I was bought a pair of slippers for Christmas and upon unwrapping them, I was somewhat dismayed to find on the packaging the descriptor “unexpected comfort”. What were Hush Puppies thinking? Do they sell slippers that are akin to slipping your feet on to a plan of wood with nails sticking up?

I need not have worried. They are very comfortable and warm but that has surely got to be one of the strangest product descriptions around. Anyone any more to add to the collection?