Cracker Jokes – 2024 (2)

Some cracker jokes with a topical theme:

What gifts will Sir Keir get this Christmas? None, he’s had enough!Why are pensioners bulk buying Brussels sprouts this Christmas? It’s the only way they’ll keep the gas flowing this yearWhy is Rachel Reeves in the Nativity this year? She’s collecting inn-heritance tax.Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer.Who’s Santas favourite member of Oasis? Noel.Why does Father Christmas find going down chimneys easier this year? He’s on Ho Ho hozempic.Why aren’t there more jokes about receiving Oasis tickets for Christmas? Most people won’t get them.What do you call a Belgian reselling tickets at inflated prices? – a Brussels tout.What’s the Thames Water advent calendar like? It’s full of number 2s.Why did Gareth Southgate get into difficulty with the Christmas Club money? He was always late with his subs.