Had to Share

So I just got back from the local department store, where I was buying a hat. For a long time, I've been wanting to get a Mad Bomber hat, but I've never been able to find one big enough to fit my head. (Go ahead--make fun of me. Get it out of your system. All better? Can I continue? Thanks.) Today I found an XXL one, and it fits perfectly. (Really? You're still making jokes about my big head? I thought we were over this.) Anyway, I was standing there in the store, considering which style to c...