You might be a writer if...
1. You read obituaries and phone books to look for interesting character names.
2. While sitting in church, you daydream about interesting/creative ways to murder people.
3. You think of various ways to rewrite your favorite novels. ("No, Dean, you shouldn't have worded it like that, you should have worded it like THAT for greater impact!!! Gah!!!")
4. You are afflicted with book-review-related nightmares.
5. Random, out of context ideas and phrases come to you and you...
Published on May 28, 2012 08:59