It’s The Way I Tell ‘Em (37)

More of the best one liners (allegedly) from the Edinburgh Fringe 2024:

The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. – Olaf Falafel

I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’. – Sarah Keyworth

I’ve got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I’d never bought her that vineyard – Roger Swift

Gay people are very bad at maths. We don’t naturally multiply. – Lou Wall

Growing up rich is a hereditary condition. It affects 1% of people – Olga Koch