It’s The Way I Tell ‘Em (35)

It’s the Edinburgh Fringe once more and time to air some of the (allegedly) best one-liners of 2024.

My girlfriend told me she had never seen the film Gaslight. I told her: Yeah you have…we watched it together – Zoë Coombs Marr

I recently read 10% of sheep are gay – turns out there’s nowt so queer as flock – Amy Mason

My desire to spontaneously sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away – Olaf Falafel

The Romans invented Vaseline. Or was it Ancient Grease? – Chris Turner

I failed RE. Couldn’t believe it when I found out. I was like: “Oh Jason Christ!” – Jack Skipper   

Boom, boom!