The day job.

We have the internet at work, but what with all the spyware security features and firewalls it can often be next to useless. Firstly, it's so slow that even if we could download internet porn on it, by the time that picture of "Teen Schoolgirl" I my colleague is so hot for rezzed, she'd be "Hot Granny." Not that the nazi bastards firewall would let us anywhere near those sites in the first place.

Even the sites we are allowed barely function. For instance, I can log into my hotmail account, but I can't actually read any of my email. I can see it - I just can't read it. Right now there's a Nigerian Prince trying to get in touch with me and I can't open his correspondence. (We won't even mention Wendy, who apparently has a secret crush on me and has sent pictures of herself even thought someone is spreading the blatant lie that I have a small penis.)

Facebook isn't much better. Occasionally while I'm playing Free Cell editing lesson plans I like to take a break and see what my friends are up to, and maybe even post a comment or 30 two. But it's a crapshoot as to whether it will actually let me post or not. I keep getting "Unable to post comment. Try again." Although I'm starting to wonder if maybe Facebook is just editing my comments, and what it really means is "Unwilling to post comment," or better yet, "That's not funny. Try again."

Of course, that wouldn't explain half the post it does let slip by.