Benjamin Franklin Under the Influence of Syrup

The age-old question—Friendships have been destroyed by it and many a great philosopher have lived under its weight. No one will ever be sure what came first: the invention of plaid or the invention of human beings. They say you can tell a lot about a person by which one they believe. People that believe human beings came first tend to be rational, value intelligence, and have legs. And people that believe plaid came first tend to be the writer of this entry.

But there is one thing that the w...