I’ve hated broccoli all my life but then both my kids liked broccoli so I tried it myself and it…

tr4nsvesdyke:

children’s media is so evil for pretending broccoli’s bad broccoli’s literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you’re just jealous honestly

I’ve hated broccoli all my life but then both my kids liked broccoli so I tried it myself and it turns out brocolli’s ok actually. If I ever manage to get a kids’ book published again I promise to make it broccoli-positive.