"Green" is the new "Goth"

Last season, South Park did a brilliant episode about Vampire Kids.  Twilight (the movie) was huge and all the preppy kids at South Park Elementary began dressing like vampires, wearing fangs, and drinking fake blood.

The craze infuriated the “Goth” kids of South Park, who had been wearing eye-makeup and trench coats long before the vampire trend.  All of a sudden they were being referred to as “Vamp” along with all the posers.  Nobody cared about their genuine commitment to darkness because da