I date words. I don't marry them.

Words are wonderful things. They taste good, feel good, and in the right combo they can be intoxicating. You may want to kiss them, make out with them, even go to bed with them.

Just don't marry them!

Because you might have to leave them. In fact, at some point splitting up could be the best thing for the both of you. And look, a break-up doesn't mean there was anything wrong with the words. They were great words, they were fun to hang out with, and they had a great personality!

I just turned...