Large drinks I have made friends with

A poem for SN.

Many large drinks have I made friends with,
That are mentioned in ancient myth,
And cause there to be much frith,
Among all the kin and kith.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Which was definitely vaster
Than empires and more slow,
And Algolian sun tigers’ teeth
Burned in the depths beneath
Its shimmering surface.

A tamarind margarita
Would bring down a medium sized cheetah
Its savoury flavour
Would make grown men quaver.

A piña colada bigger than my face
It tasted like an angel...