Friday Funnies: SciFi Fun!

Hello My Happy People,

I am just busy, busy, busy this week but I want to get so much stuff done before my bonus daughter Mary, gets here for Christmas. I plan to take time off to just hang out with her since we only have her for two weeks this visit.

I hope you checked out my podcast interview this week with Sci Fi author Kira Hagen where we talked about her first book, Strangelings. She read a bit from her book and we talked about her inspiration for her book and what she has planned for the entire run of her "space opera".

I also hope to do some baking this week. I got canned pumpkin a few weeks ago because I was craving pumpkin bread and I have yet to getting around to making it. Though I probably have need to make a cheesecake first, P.R. has been craving that for months and I have yet to make that either. I need longer days (or a maid)!

I am working on a few things I will share here in a week or so, so keep watching the blogs and my social media as new and excitings things develop for Burckhardt Books.

But for now ...

it's time for some jokes!!!

Enjoy,

Dianne

Q: What kind of flowers grow in outer space?

A: Cosmos.

Q: Why do Ewoks have so much hair?

A: Fur protection!

Q: Do you think there is intelligent life on Mars?

A: Sure, you don’t see them spending billions of dollars to come here, do you?

Q: What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a country singer?

A: Darth Brooks

Q: What fast food do the Borg love?

A: Borger King!

Q: What kind of cares do Borg drive?

A: A Nissan Cube

Q: Which side of an Ewok has the most hair?

A: The Outside!

Q: How do you know if you have a galactic apple?

A: If it has a worm hole in it!

Q: Why can’t two Doctors be together?

A: That would create a pair-o-docs!

Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

A: They use Ewokie Talkies

And last but not least ...

Q: Why are Jedi never lonely?

A: Because the Force is always with them!

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