"bag full of oily rags, fifty cent lighterdreams of retirement in Cancun burning ever..."

"

bag full of oily rags, fifty cent lighter

dreams of retirement in Cancun burning ever brighter

there's a lot of ways to make money in this world

but i can't recommend insurance fraud.

burned out shell of a Volkswagen,

blood stains on the driveway,

torn up Mercedes, by the side of the highway

big plans, big plans

let me tell you something sister,

you will never get away with it.

you were sitting in the recliner with the TV on,

when you said something evil and then you were gone,

explosives in the water main,

a blown fuse

college graduation photograph

splashed all over the six o'clock news

i won't be cashing in your policy,

'til i find out what it is you're trying to do to me

"

- Insurance Fraud #2 - The Mountain Goats