Character interviews

My interviews will now move onto the characters of my last two books, "My Zestful Years" and "The Last Two Thousand Miles". We'll talk with Lando first.

How did you meet Cathy? “We met playing ping pong at Zestful Acres, where we both lived.”

What was your first impression of her? “From the first time I laid eyes on her, I knew I was in trouble.”

In what respect? “I was smitten as all get out. And married.”

Describe your relationship with her. “At first, we just hung out together at ping pong. Then somehow I found the gumption to start up an affair with her. And things just continued from there.”

What do you consider your best quality? “I’m a loyal person.”

What’s a relationship deal-breaker for you? “I reckon when the other person doesn’t care about my feelings anymore.”

What is the one thing you’d change about yourself? “If I had my druthers, I wouldn’t be so gosh darn sensitive.”

Describe yourself in three words. “Devoted, loving, and a big old dancing fool.”

Any regrets? “Truth be told, I just wish Cathy and I had more time together.”

Classic Lando Quote: “Oh lordy, I’m getting a chubby now just thinking about it.” (From “The Last Two Thousand Miles”.)