Character interviews

The last interview from characters in "Wandering Towards Normal" is with George. I have to admit, I had the best time writing about this guy because he is such a major tool!

How did you meet Cathy? “I responded to her personal ad. Initially met for lunch since we worked near each other.”

What was your first impression of her? “She was attractive, successful, and conscientious. And I was definitely interested.”

Describe your relationship with her. “I like to spoil women, and she took me up on my offer. It led to us becoming inseparable.”

Define ‘spoil’ for us. “Taking them to the best restaurants. Escorting them to the theatre. Sending them flowers regularly. Always being attentive and complimenting them. Picking up the tab when we travel together. I spare no expense!”

What do you consider your best quality? “I’m a true gentleman.”

What’s a relationship deal-breaker for you? “Someone who doesn’t appreciate my thoughtfulness.”

What is the one thing you’d change about yourself? “I wish I wasn’t such a pushover with women. Maybe then I’d be more successful in finding the right one.”

Describe yourself in three words. “Generous. Enthusiastic. Indulgent.”

Any regrets? “Finding out the hard way she wasn’t actually my true love.”

Classic George Quote: “What the hell is this? That’s repulsive and whorish.”