Character interviews

We'll now be interviewing Ted, a very memorable character from my novel "Wandering Towards Normal".

How did you meet Cathy? “I first contacted her through a personal ad, then we met up at a bar.”

What was your first impression of her? “I definitely liked what I saw.”

Describe your relationship with her. “She was my favorite plaything. We had some really hot sex. Lots of it, too.”

What do you consider your best quality? “I’m persistent. I can’t tell you how many times I called Cathy before she finally agreed to meet me.”

Why was she so hesitant? “Because I was a college student, and she was in her forties.”

What’s a relationship deal-breaker for you? “I just want to have fun. If someone starts getting serious, I’m out of there pronto.”

What is the one thing you’d change about yourself? “I wish I wasn’t so broke all the time.”

Describe yourself in three words. “Charming, skilled, and well hung.”

Any regrets? “I was a bit disappointed when Cathy was no longer available, but there’s plenty of other fish out there.”

Classic Ted Quote: “You know, it’s tradition around here to unfasten a button whenever someone buys you a drink.”