Character interviews

The next character up at bat from "Wandering Towards Normal" is Roy, one of the many people Cathy interacts with during the course of this book.

How did you meet Cathy? “It’s kind of embarrassing, but I answered her personal ad.”

What was your first impression of her? “She was okay.”

Well, that’s certainly an enthusiastic reply. (Shrugging.) “I wasn’t real impressed.”

Describe your relationship with her. “I’d go to her house a lot and hang out. That’s all; we never had anything serious going on. Not really.”

What do you consider your best quality? “I’ve been told many times that I look like Roger Clemens.” (Note: for those non-baseball fans out there, he’s a former Boston Red Sox pitcher.)

What about your ability to suck a mean toe? (Laughs.) “Oh, yeah, that too.”

What’s a relationship deal-breaker for you? “Someone who fucks around on you.”

What is the one thing you’d change about yourself? “I’m always late. I wish I could get my shit together in that respect.”

Describe yourself in three words. “Ummm...I love sports, music, and beer.”

Any regrets? “I wish things didn’t end so badly between Cathy and me. I miss hanging out at her place.”

Classic Roy Quote: “Well, I certainly can’t stay here with you, now that you’re unclean.”