Character interviews

My book, "Wandering Towards Normal", contains a variety of characters, so we're going to interview a few of the more memorable ones. Let's start with Bob, one of Cathy's business contacts.

How did you meet Cathy? “I was her point of contact when she came out to examine the books and records at my company.”

What was your first impression of her? “I thought, it’s about time they sent someone young out here rather than the usual old male fucks.”

That’s funny; she thought the same about you. “Really?” (Laughs heartily.)

Describe your relationship with her. “I’ll admit it, I had the hots for her, but I could never get anywhere with her.”

Because? “It would have been a conflict of interest, and she had a lot more scruples than I did.”

What do you consider your best quality? “I don’t give up easily.” (Laughs).

What’s a relationship deal-breaker for you? “I’d say screwing around is a big one.”

But yet you pursued Cathy. “You caught me.” (Laughs). “I’m just full of shit.”

What is the one thing you’d change about yourself? “To be less abrasive. That’s what people who know me would probably say, anyway.”

Describe yourself in three words. “A cocky pain in the ass.”

Any regrets? “I should have gone for it with Cathy when I did have the chance.”

Classic Bob Quote: “God, girl, you’ve got me so hard!”