Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas

This has got to be one of my favorite Vampire Diary posts so far! I love it! Can’t stop laughing!

Vampire Maman

Dear Diary,

Tonight my friend Randolpho came over to help make merry and bright, whatever that is supposed to mean.

Back when I was Vampire King, before I was locked inside of a cold damp crypt for three hundred years, we celebrated Yule. It was easy. We would have parties around large bonfires. We would sing songs about the night sky, snow, and living our best Vampire lives. We did not use the living our best lives term back then. That is an expression I like and recently have been using.

Randolpho turned on the radio and Christmas music began to play. It always is the same songs. The same six songs are played hundreds of times over. Most are confusing to me, especially one gruesome tune calledLast Christmas.

“How could he give her is heart when he still lives?” I asked Randolpho.

“He is alive,” said Randolpho.

“Then…

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