When you get a band shirt for a baby, inevitably some random parent will say something like, “That...

When you get a band shirt for a baby, inevitably some random parent will say something like, “That shirt is just you promoting your likes. There’s no way a baby could know that band or any band for that matter.”

And I’m like, “No shit. Babies doesn’t even know what a giraffe is, but that sure is a swell giraffe shirt your baby’s sporting.”