How to Make Money in Publishing (and other writing jokes)

How to Make Money in Publishing and other writing jokesQuestion: How do you make a small fortune in publishing?Answer: Start with a large fortune.Question: How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: Ten.1st draft. Hero changes light bulb.2nd draft. Villain changes light bulb.3rd draft. Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death.4th draft.