DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!

First, a rundown of recent news:

Apparently a bunch of baristas took down some Wall Street hedge fund managers by COMPLETELY OWNING THEM. Don’t worry. Congress will save them (not the baristas). Robinhood actually robs from the poor to give to the rich. From what I can gather, exactly half of the country is on a “watch list.” Transhumanism has progressed beyond the “theoretical” stage. China has moved from nasal swab testing to a rectal model. The US capital looks like the set for a ...