Everything you think you know about Wicca is wrong

This blogpost was inspired by this conversation on Twitter:

That’s OK, I’m the “knows everything occultist”, so I’d just tell you that everything you think you know about Wicca is wrong. It would be fun

(Actually that’d make a great blogpost title: “everything you think you know about Wicca is wrong”.)

— 𝕐𝕧𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖 𝔸𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕨 (@vogelbeere) January 30, 2021

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