Storytellers Time

I'd apologize for the pun in the title, but really, who'd believe me.

This piece was supposed to run last month, but didn't due to my uncertainty about the site switch and various logistical shenanigans. So it's not quite as timely, perhaps, as the other bit I was working on - the one wherein I conflate Dracula, seafood, and a submarine in the Andes - but hopefully it will amuse.

Check it out here.