Hi Odd Comment Spammers

For all you real readers out there, quite a few comments are "borderline understandable" compliments wrapped in the kind of gibberish we're all used to coming from our president. Nothing needs to make real sense as long as the general compliment is there (already written about Trump as flarf, as an algorithm that skims the most popular comments in a thread and, even if they're ideologically opposed, throws them into one sentence). That being said, don't click on their info as it's probably spam (and who knows, malware), but I am leaving it up as it feels right for this age (again, see how our president speaks, how the GOP launches a million ideas at once, all just denial of services attack on sense, and also see conspiracists). 
Let me know if you think different. 
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