Entirely nonsensical judging

That's what you just did, project runway all-stars.

It's like instead of writing down numbers to score the looks, all the judges wrote down squiggles, and then the judging came out as a divide by cucumber error.

It wasn't even wrong so much (although it was wrong) as "did you accidentally leave your eyes at home and then the cat chased your eyes under the couch and they got covered in dust and then you swallowed a parakeet that twittered random phrases whenever you opened your mouth at panel?"