What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Had a book published: SKIN DEEPMet a topless hoop dancerWatched the bunnies eat the landscaping and gardenWatched what was left in the garden witherAnd didn’t care. (a squirrel got the lone tomato)Got growled at by a territorial raccoonDiscovered people think batteries are an odd gift, but they like themMet a guy who wasn’t. Quite. (Yet)Drank lots and lots of chocolate-banana-peanut butter frappesConvinced myself that occasionally this was...