About more than losing your contacts

I've had surfing on the brain. I don't think I'll be good at it. I know I'll look ridiculous in the wet suite. And frankly, knowing me, I'd end up losing my contacts. For some people this isn't a big deal. Okay, they are annoyed and slightly inconvenienced. Hey, those things are expensive - oh and life becomes blurry. But it is a slightly bigger deal in my case, than most. My prescription on my contacts is -8.5. My real prescription for glasses is past the nines. That's right - I can't SEE! N...