Why Facebook's ad generator is clearly run by drunk gnomes

Today's popups included:

2 ads for the relaunch of the "Trump Network", explaining how the leathery, toupeed multiply bankrupt Shatnerite is going to restart the economy and offering ME a chance to get involved

and

1 ad for a "For Tall Men Only" clothing shop. For those of you who don't know, I'm built like one of Hobbiton's more upstanding citizens.