The Strangest Case

FBI agents Dunbar and McKinney stood on the dock near the boat in question. The pizza deliveryman had long since fled his bicycle in terror. After the deliveryman’s outrageous claims, the two X-File cases agents had been dispatched .

Both of them stood watching as Piranha continued diving into the pizza box.

“This has got to be our strangest case ever,” said Dunbar.

“Why?” said McKinney. “Because piranha learned how to order pizza?”

“Nope.”

“Because they filled in the order form with no misspells?”

“Nope.”

“Then why?”

Dunbar rubbed his chin, “Isn’t it strange that piranha ordered the Vegetarian Special?”

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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/10/14/16-octobetr-2020/