Hank, I have a serious question: Why is being a nerd bad?...

Hank, I have a serious question: Why is being a nerd bad? Saying "I notice you're a nerd" is like saying, "Hey, I notice you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan." Why is that? [x]