Fizzy

Another kitchen safety tip:

If, for example, you were given a homemade soda-making kit by your family for the holidays, and if you were to put it together and scrupulously follow the instructions, and if you were to make soda doing exactly what they tell you to do in that instruction book...

...you'd get a lot of soda all over you when you tried to unscrew the bottle from the soda maker. I now smell like root beer.