My latest (but unpublished) letter to 'Private Eye'

Private Eye has told it me will not be publishing the letter below . I wrote this epistle because the magazine mocked as 'Barmy' my tweet pointing out that 'we had Marxists in No10from 1997to 2010, and what did the Tories do? They copied them.'  Interestingly, the same magazine, in its new issue (10th Jan , No 1513) produces fascinating evidence that yet another major new Labour figure has Trotskyist antecedents of which we previously knew nothing. But, being prejudiced...