How Dare You Read Books

How dare you read books.


In order to read them, someone has to buy them. And in order for someone to buy them, books must be available for purchase. How do books become available for purchase? Authors must write them and get them published.

Have you ever pondered the agony we manipulators of the written word must suffer in order to satisfy your urges? You can't wait to find out what happens to Harry or Katniss or whoever, yet you put no thought whatsoever into the pains we must go through t...