The Indignity of Self-Narration

Today, while all of the popular people in Oceanside were rounding up homeless people to curb stomp, I found myself drinking on camera, attempting to narrate my story “Dollimination” (originally published via DarkFuse Magazine; currently available in my collection Sweet Chuckling Morbidity). Here is the most intelligible of my efforts:

https://youtu.be/ZQVp4lWCKSg