Twizzlers Straws Are Way Less Exciting Than We Imagine

Yeah, I know I was excited as a kid when I realized I could use Twizzlers as a straw for soft drinks. It seemed like an extra sugary thing to do, and I was definitely all about that. However, it didn’t really do much different. The soft drink was pretty much the same and you pretty much just ate the Twizzlers after. There was no real combination going, no sudden extra sugar burst from soft drink and Twizzlers at the same time. It was just a fun idea without any real payoff.

Sorry, but it’s true.