If I am a Poet....

I stumbled on a website for poets, complete with an in-depth question/answer section, which included the question: If I am a poet in a financial crisis, where do I go for help?

I love how specified calls for help and--in turn--offerings of help are. It made me think of questions that didn't make it on this in-depth list:

If I am a poet and I've run out of gas on 35W, who do I call for help?
If I am a poet and my dog eats a chocolate bar, where should I take him?
If I am a poet and I've got writer's block, what should I do?

Now that last one the professional writing teacher in me would take seriously and try to answer. But the writer in me would likely not be as much help, as I suffer the same. Which leads to the last question: if I'm poet without words, where do I find them?