Fifty Shades Of Go Away

I'm the female author of a funny memoir about sex addiction and relationships. Unfortunately, I now have male readers asking me on dates via email, even if they don't live in this country! To put it politely, few are men I'd ever be interested in. Also, it feels creepy to be asked out because somebody read all about my sex life. How do I kindly turn them down?

--Disturbed

Some will say you should be flattered that these men are showing interest. These people don't quite get that men hitting o...