Musings of a Social Media Addict

Dear @writevent person.

Bill Nye, the science guy, suggests that a permanent Mars Colony is pure science fiction. He indicates that anyone who believes in the stuff must be high. So, how does he know about Dix Jenner?

Dear @writevent person,

Mrs. White, my grade 10 English teacher recently contacted me. She had read my first novel, THE ROAD AHEAD, and wants change my grade for that year from a B- to a C+. Isn’t there like a statute of limitations or something like that for school grades?

Dear @ writevent person,

My antagonist, Cheyhto just realized his name is an adaption of the nickname for a certain politician. He is outraged and threatening to withdraw from the book if I don’t make a name change. What do you think of DarthHater or RancidValveeta?



Dear @ writevent person,

I’ve never had good math skills. I’ve trying to figure out how to best price my ebook. Am I better off selling 500 copies at 99 cents a copy or 1 million copies at 1 cent a copy?


Dear @ writevent person,

Police raided my MC’s farm and confiscated all his marijuana plants. It seems he forgot to get a grower’s license. Now my humor book is about a dairy farmer who decides to grow soybean. Yeah, this is going to be so hilarious.