My Pet Vampire Squid

My Pet Vampire Squid
Mom says no waybut I know she doesn’t mean it.A Vampire Squid is a perfect pet.See, I know all about them.I know they’re not quite squid not quite octopustheir tentacle tips glow in the darklike eyeballsand when they’re afraidthey wrap themselves up in theirumbrella tentacleslike a long, dark cloak.I know just how they feeland how to take care of them too.All you need is a large tank in a dark roomand a little brotherwith plenty of blood.

-Sarah Allen