Mitt Romney is not "plain vanilla"…

When asked to associate the GOP candidates with ice cream flavors, Herman Cain responded, "Mitt Romney is vanilla, Rick Perry is rocky road, and Michele Bachmann is frutti-tutti."  He admitted the last might get him into trouble.  I'd like to put him through a wringer on the first.

I know Mitt.  I lived through his governorship in MA and his bumbling attempt to unseat John Kerry (or was it Kennedy?).  He is not plain vanilla.  First, he flip-flops all over the place (that's why I think of...