Anxiety Exorcism - The Hellfire Issue No.1

Right. That's it. I'm an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I hereby exorcise the demon of anxiety from my life! I cast thee out, satanic panic.

I also do weddings.
In lighter news, this is also day two of  my next journey in Slimming World. See Day 1 of my "dieting" adventures here. More on that later.

So yeah, I suffer immense anxiety. Why? Because I'm a recluse writer. I shouldn't have been. But oh well, that's the way things go sometimes.

In my mid thirt...