Day 1,594: Four Years

The wife and I have been married for FOUR YEARS today.

It’s actually not all that mind-blowing, that four year number, given that we’ve been together for fourTEEN. But, still…it’s an amazing day because I couldn’t be happier. We did so much mundane, errand-running shit today, and it was perfection because we got to do it together.

Anyone out there who wants a happy relationship, this is my advice: find someone that you just enjoy doing everything with. There’s nothing I’d rather do alone than...