“I got assaulted in the swimming pool this morning. I was in...

“I got assaulted in the swimming pool this morning.  I was in the middle lane, like always.  It’s my lane.  And this woman swims right at me while I’m making my turn.  Physical contact.  I didn’t handle that well, because I’m a Libra.  I took it to another level.  I kicked my pace into second gear.  Next thing you know, she’s right on top of me, pushing me out of the lane.  I had to get management involved.  It ruined my morning.  I even cancelled my trip to the beach.  But then I went to yoga and calmed down for a hot minute.  And now I’ve invented another activity.  I went to the Whole Foods’ salad bar and created my own appetizer: Brown Rice Gluten Free Brown Chip Tapenade.  So I still got my fun in.”