Search for the Most Ridiculous Name for a Research Centre

Over at my facebook page we got a thread going on wanky names for research centres.

It all started with The Australian Institute for Social Inclusion and Wellbeing at Newcastle University (
And then John Lyons put me onto the Centre for Neighbourhood Research (CNR) at Bristol and Glasgow (here). Sad to say, they've closed the neighbourhood since the funding ran out.

But the wankiest of the lot (so far) is Macquarie University's ...