Context-less Quotes From My Day Job

Note: These are all from today.



“You try getting a receipt from the Communist Party of China!”

“Hey, buddy, what shape are fruit bat teeth?”

“How is it possible for a human to produce that volume of mucus?”

“Now, for the sake of efficiency, we just walk up and give the reproductive organs a good pinch.”

“Oh yes! In fact, I’m all sloshy.”

“Then he pulled out a Big Mac.”
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“I knew this day would come. I just didn’t expect it to be today. I’m not ready.”