How Long Is Your Trail?

     After I wrote about signs that made me chuckle, some readers responded with their favorites: Stan said that a huge truck stop sign in Missouri announces “Clean Restrooms. Kids Eat Free.”
     Rachel said that when she lived in China, a sign in English in a grocery aisle announced “Inflated Food.” The section was filled with puffy bags of chips and other snacks.
     Mary told me about a Florida church sign designed to keep people from parking in a certain area: “Thou shalt not park.”...